Chef
South Park Soundtrack - Chef Aid
Chocolate Salty Balls

Two tablespoons of cinnaminn
and two or three egg whites
a half-a-stick of butter
mmmm, melted

stick it all in a bowl baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour
you'll be in heaven soon

Chorus
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quick pick me up
just take my ballz in your mouth
mmm, suck on my chocolate salty balls
stick em in your mouth and suck em'
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're fite full of vitamins-and good for you
so suck on my balls

quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half-a-cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla

grease up the cookie sheet
cause I hate when my ballz stick
then preheat the oven to 350
and give that spoon a lick

Chorus
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quick pick me up
just take my ballz in your mouth
mmm, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth and suck em'
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're fite full of goodness-high in fiber
so suck on my balls



hey, wait a minute
whats that smell?
smell like something burning
well that don't perfun me none
as long as I get my rent paid on friday
baby you better get back in the kitchen
cause I got a sneakin suspission
aww man baby, BABY!
You just burnt by ballz

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
(Back up singers "suck on em now")
Put em in your mouth and suck em'
(Chef "they on fire baby")

suck on my chocolate salty balls
(Chef "put em out baby")
("blow on em")

Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my red hot chocolate salty balls
Suck on my balls